25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

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Moms have a busy schedule to follow each day with their kids in tow. Here are the many things moms do before 8am.

Once you're a parent, you're always in a race with time to accomplish a gazillion things within the hour (or at max, 2 hours) before your kids set out for school. Coffee? What coffee?

Here’s a list of the things moms do before 8am (and we’re sure we’ve missed out some):

1. Wake the kids up

Wake the Kids Up

2. Put the kettle on for some coffee (often with a tiny tot attached to your ankles)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

3. Wake the kids up again

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

4. Brush their teeth (while nagging that they’re going to be late for school, and you, for work)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

5. Iron their school uniforms

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

6. Check that their school bags are packed

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

7. Dress them (and try to explain that a tutu to school is a no-no)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

8. Make several different breakfasts for your fussy troop- NOT yours though

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

9. Deal with poop

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

10. Pack their lunch boxes

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

11. Give them pocket money

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

12. Make sure they’re actually eating their breakfast

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

13. Jump in for the world’s quickest shower - come on, you can do it!

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

14. Deal with an emergency (sibling fight) that has occurred in your absence (and change someone’s clothes if food was involved)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

15. Remind your husband that you’re Superwoman and demand a lovely (read:expensive) gift at the end of the week

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

16. Feed them their vitamins

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

17. Brush your hair quickly and put something on (blouse, skirt, oh whatever)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

18. Comb everyone else's hair (try negotiating with your little princess that fancy braid days are strictly on the weekends)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

19. Hunt down your mobile, handbag and grab your now cold coffee

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

20. Clear breakfast mess and make a mental note to thank your mom for buying you a dishwasher

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

21. Pick up all the Lego pieces you step on, on the way to the door

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

22. Fight the urge to call you boss and say you’re taking a sick leave

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

23. Run back in to grab your laptop… and car keys…. and glasses (what else? what else?)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

24. Usher those small people out the main door, and towards the car

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

25. Drop every child off to the right place and kiss them goodbye (here’s where you look at their adorable faces and know it’s all worth it)

25 Things moms do before 8am - hilarious!

Phew! Ok now, where’s that coffee?

Republished with permission from: theAsianparent Singapore

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Written by

Pavin Kaur