Dads: How NOT to assist during pregnancy, labor and delivery
Some men feel queasy just thinking about blood. Focus on your wife's face or pretend that the red liquid is paint (whatever works for you).
Some doctors allow the dad to cut the cord - don't worry, they will tell you exactly when and how. This is one of those once-in-a-lifetime magical moments you don't want to miss.
If you know you'll just faint anyway, be right outside the delivery room and get ready to hand out the (chocolate) cigars!