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10 Dad jokes that are so lame they're hilarious

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1.

“Driving past a cemetery:
Dad: Did you know that all the people who live around here aren’t allowed to be buried in that cemetery?
Me: Really? Why not?
Dad: Because they’re not dead yet.” — Mr_Katanga

2.

“Me: Are you cold?
Daughter: Yes!
Me: You should sit in a corner.
Daughter: Why??
Me: Because it’s 90 degrees.” — Lord_Raiden

3.

“You know you can tell whether an ant is a girl or boy by dropping it in water? If it sinks it’s a girl ant, if it floats it’s boy ant.” — nsears14

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4.

Dad: What are you drinking, son?
Son: Soy milk
Dad: Hola milk, soy padre — 8Bitcarrot

5.

A flock of geese passes by overhead, in classic ‘v’ formation.
Dad: Do you know why one side of the ‘v’ is longer than the other?
Son: No, why?
Dad: Because it has more geese. — leastcleverintheroom

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6.

Reversing the car
“Ahh, this takes me back.”
— ScampAndFries

7.

Holding a step ladder
“This is my step ladder… I never knew my real ladder.”
— whosgotyourbelly42

8.

Was talking about drugs at the dinner table (can’t remember what brought up the discussion).
Dad: I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey
Rest of us: ???
Dad: But then I turned myself around. — lil_nicker

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9.

At a restaurant
Waitress: “Sorry about your wait”
Dad: “Well I’ve been doing my best to lose it before swimsuit season.”
Every damn time. — Jorogasm

10.

I heard about a Mexican magician who said that on the count of 3 he would disappear. So he counted uno… dos… poof! He vanished without a tres.
— giggidywarlock

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