This father of four is pretty much the funniest thing on Twitter

James Breakwell has used his experience as a father of four to become the master of the parenting tweet!

Being a father is a task that not every man in this world is willing to take on. Such a demanding responsibility requires maturity, strength, patience, courage, and even a good sense of humor.

The latter is something James Breakwell (aka Exploding Unicorn) has in spades. His type of humor is the stuff of parenting legends and he’s been sharing his dad-friendly antics and anecdotes via Twitter for quite some time now. For the most part, James shares the hysterical interactions he has with his four daughters.

Parents, this funnyman/father has everything you’ve been looking for in a Twitter account. He and his daughters discuss everything under the sun!

For example:

Lifestyle…

5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup? Me: To look pretty. 5: But she’s already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015

Economics…

5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That’d wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2015

Love…

5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur. Me: That could mean anything. 5: The dinosaur had a hat. Oh shit. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2015

Read more hilarious tweets from this witty dad by clicking next!

Careers and jobs…

4-year-old: Why do you go to work? Me: They pay me a salary. 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: I don’t even like celery. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015

Art…

5-year-old: I drew a llamaman. Me: What’s that? 5: *rolls her eyes* A man who’s a llama, Dad. I have so much to learn about everything. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2016

Popular culture…

Me: You can’t like Kylo Ren. He killed his dad. 5-year-old: Maybe he deserved it. I’m never sleeping again. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 11, 2016

And other very important topics…

Me: Where did the grapes go? Toddler: *sits there innocently with suspiciously chubby cheeks* Me: For the last time, you’re not a hamster. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2016

As you can see, this isn’t your average Twitter account. There’s tons of variety and lest we forget the “ROFL” material we get on a daily basis! Parents, you can’t afford to miss out on these comical tweets, follow Exploding Unicorn as soon as possible and check out more hilarious antics from the Breakwell family!

READ: 25 Funny and relatable tweets from Celebrity parents

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