In the age of Snapchat and Instagram, there seems to be one social media platform left that best suits dad humor: good ol’ Twitter.
Followers just can’t get enough of their dry humor, simple anecdotes and blunt perspectives on life raising kids.
Follow these funny fathers for more laughs in your twitterverse.
Exploding Unicorn
One dad has been cracking up twittererse with his hilarious daily conversations with his four sassy daughters, who are all under the age of five.
From the economy to romance, no topic is sacred. Their candid private conversations has earned the comedic dad social media star status.His account, @XplodingUnicorn, has delighted over 418,000 twitter users who look forward to his daily updates.
“I think it connects with so many people because there’s no such thing as a normal kid,” the Chicago-based dad told ABC news. “Everybody’s children are weird. I just took the time to sit down and point it out.”
Though he currently works at an office, he dreams of becoming a full-time comedy writer. And judging by his hilarious tweets, it’s safe to say he’s got a long, fruitful career ahead of him.
Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn’t see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 6, 2015
5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup? Me: To look pretty. 5: But she’s already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015
5-year-old: *dressed as Elsa* Zap! You’re frozen. Me: I don’t have time to play right now Wife: Take out the trash Me: Can’t. I’m frozen. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 22, 2016
Meet more funny dads on the next page!
Ryan Reynolds
The Deadpool star doesn’t just make audiences laugh on the big screen but on their palm-sized screens as well.
His entertaining feed proves just how funny he can be sans a script!
My daughter’s only 6 months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge but honestly, it’s absolute garbage. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke’s on her. She’ll have to bury me someday. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016
Meet another funny dad on the next page!
Classic Dad Moves
This dad celebrates the charming lameness of dads with mostly visual jokes!
Classic dad moves are universal and this dad proves that all dads are equally adorkable!
When your dad cops a fresh pair of New Balances… pic.twitter.com/DzfwAHvJV5
— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) April 27, 2016
Being prepared, but not in a normal way. pic.twitter.com/JtWaCIlnXJ
— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) April 21, 2016
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Playing Dad
This mysterious dad who goes only by “Tim” is similar to Exploding Unicorn because of his dialogue-driven tweets. But, instead of his sassy kids doling out the comedy, it’s him who delivers the best punchlines.
Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight?
Me: Absolutely not
D: Why?
M: Because I said so
D: Because you ate them?
M: Yes — Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 10, 2016
Grandpa: I took a job in a steel mill at 9 so my family could eat
Me: Sometimes I don’t respond to texts because my fingers are too tired — Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 24, 2016
Chris Gayner
This comedian and stay-at-home dad has an entertaining quirky way of summing up the universal parenting journey in at totally relatable way!
I haven’t seen the divorced parents exchanging their children at McDonald’s for a few weeks. I’m beginning to worry they got back together. — Chris Gayner (@chrisgayner) November 19, 2015
My 1yr old climbed up on a chair just so he could fart on a hard surface. — Chris Gayner (@chrisgayner) November 15, 2015
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