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If you're not following Han Solo's funny dad jokes on twitter, you're totally missing out

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That the legendary Han Solo has been revealed to have a son should no longer be a spoiler. Unless you’re the only one in the universe who hasn’t seen The Force Awakens yet.

For those who’ve been mourning his loss, we can take comfort in the fact that he is alive and well and taking over twitter, one ‘so bad, it’s good’ dad joke at a time.

Not convinced yet? Take it from his 47,000 followers and counting.

Here’s one where he’s making fun of the jedi he reveres so much

What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-YODA! Ben are you old enough to drive I don’t remember — Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016

And where he turns on the charm

People say Leia looks too old, her people are dead I think my wife is beautiful and strong and they’re discounting her for Alderaan reasons — Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 2016

He shows that he can laugh at himself

Ben: Dad you’re such a has-been
Me: As long as I have my boy with me I am happy to be a “has Ben”!
Ben: Ben is dead I’m Kylo Ren now — Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) March 6, 2016

He’s just as sappy as a normal dad

Ben: Why didn’t Mom change her name when you married?
Me: Because I changed my name instead.
Ben: Changed it to what?
Me: Han DUO#comedy

— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) March 4, 2016

Seriously

Some mornings I wait by Ben’s bed until he opens his eyes and then I say “THERE HAS BEEN AN AWAKENING…” #commitment

— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) February 24, 2016

Admit it: he sounds like your dad

I got us a dog today! Ben: What did you name him?
Me: Boba
Ben: That’s dumb. Why “Boba”?
Me: *throwing ball* Boba, fetch!
Ben: Dammit Dad — Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) February 22, 2016

We can all relate

Me: Ben, you are the CHOSEN ONE
Ben: Oh my god, I always knew
Me: CHOSEN to take out the garbage
Ben: Dammit Dad
Me: I “foretold” you do it — Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) February 16, 2016

Just STOP

What do you call an unruly group of clone troopers? A DOPPLEGÄNG! pic.twitter.com/MJPF9NURAd

— Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) March 9, 2016

Dad of the year

People always say that laughter is the best medicine Then how come Ben is “sick” of my jokes!!!? — Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) February 21, 2016

READ: Obi-Mom Kenobi: Star Wars Jedi Mind Tricks you can use on your kids

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