13 Tweets that pretty much sum up the married life

The married life summarized in 140 characters or less. Check out these hysterically accurate marriage tweets!

Marriage is, well, many things. It’s promising yourself to another, it’s establishing and maintaining a unique personal bond with another, it’s intimacy, it’s love, and as it turns out…it’s hilarious.

But hey, don’t take my word for it. These hilarious Twitter users used 140 characters or less to perfectly describe the joy (and hilarity) that is marriage.

Take a look at these funny husbands and wives’ hysterical, and very accurate Twitter posts, and see just how many you can relate to!

1.

My husband can sleep through anything except me shining a tiny light briefly on the book I’m reading in bed. — Housy Wife (@wife_housy) August 6, 2016

2.

Wife: I’m going to grab some dinner, you want anything?
Me: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Wife: Ok, I’m going to Taco…
Me: I’ll have 9 tacos. — keith (@tchrquotes) February 28, 2015

3.

Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. — Dan (@Social_Mime) February 11, 2016

4.

“Should we just lie in bed and eat chocolate and look at the Tupperware catalogue?” My husband, turning me on. — lauren robinson (@laurenjoyness) August 3, 2016

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5.

It’s Friday night, so my wife and I drank wine and talked politics. Just kidding. We had a 20 minute argument over brands of toilet paper. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 6, 2016

6.

Marriage is full of surprises but it’s mostly just asking each other “do you have to do that right now?” — mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 23, 2016

7.

Just put on fancy socks and a night shirt with no food stains so I can try to seduce my husband later. — Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) January 23, 2016

8.

me: want me to make dinner
wife: nah it’s ok honey, I know you’re still tired from doing it back in 2003 — Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) August 24, 2016

9.

I had to wipe baby poop off my wife’s foot. I don’t remember that one being in our wedding vows. My wife assures me it was in there. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 29, 2016

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10.

My growing Crocs collection is forcing my wife to make some tough decisions about her future. — Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) June 7, 2016

11.

Husband: UGH that kid is JUST LIKE YOU.
Me: Wonderful?
H:
M: Charming?
H:
M: Light of your life?
H: [leaves room]
Me: [shouts] SUPER COOL? — Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 24, 2015

12.

*ignores husband for the entirety of our dinner date so I can write him the perfect happy birthday post on FB* — Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 9, 2016

13.

Marriage is basically just looking over at your partner saying “Did you hear that?” Every time your body makes a weird noise. — The Fantastic Mr.Fox (@Camel_Crushin) July 6, 2016

[H/T] The Huffington Post

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