15 places where sex outside the bedroom can turn ugly

So you're outside with hubby and you get this itch...

Feeling frisky, ladies? If your hubby just stepped up his sexy talk game or is wearing that one pair of jeans that makes his butt look cute, you may find yourself unable to wait to get some sex outside the bedroom.

But hold on to your panties! Before you do the deed, make sure you never do it in these places, where getting caught would be the least of your worries.

Click Next to find 15 places where you should never have sex outside the bedroom

In front of the bedroom window

While you may think that no one is looking in the heat of the moment, the neighbor may be using your bedroom window as his nightly porn viewing. How do you like that?

In a moving car

It’s not exciting, it’s dangerous. Even if you’re just giving him an amazing blowjob, your body is in the way of changing gears. This can lead to a nasty accident. So this seemingly hot "sex outside the bedroom" idea should definitely go out the window.

Middle of the stairs

The top or bottom of the stairs is quite fine as you have one platform with a larger floor area for leverage. In the middle of the stairs is just asking for disaster.

On a hard, bare floor

When both of you are on one flat, hard surface, no one can get any leverage, and everything may hurt too much to be enjoyable. While the urgency can get you into position, the aching backs, hips and knees can make everything unenjoyable eventually.

Inside a friend's car

When you borrow a car, you fill it up with gas, not with a different fluid! Doing so is just rude. It can also cause friction in a friendship—and all because you wanted to have sex outside the bedroom.

Inside a furniture store

Please think of the fact that other people will eventually use that bed for their family.

In a public pool

Even if you think both of you just look cuddly, it’s plain for everyone to see—even for kids! What’s more, you’re exposing body parts that can get contaminated by traces of urine and other nasties in the water.

In a mall restroom

How clean can public restrooms be? Even if you're okay with a bit of germs, how would you handle quizzical looks after you and your wife exit from a stall?

Against a tree

Bark is rough, some trees aren’t sturdy enough, and even if you do find one that is (most probably in the province), it may have huge red ants crawling all over it.

On a hiking trail

How many things could go wrong? Bugs can get up your singit and mud and dirt can cake in the worst places. Oh, don’t forget the pointy rocks.

On the beach

You may have seen movies, pornography or have even read raunchy romance novels that feature sex on the beach. All of these don’t tell you that sand can get up your hoo-ha.

In a hospital room

There may be some modicum of privacy when having sex outside the bedroom such as in hospital rooms, but jostling the IV or pulling a muscle may not be such a good idea when one of you is already confined.

In a karaoke room

While you can be assured of soundproofing, you're there to sing, not to have a fling. What's more, you don't know how many people have puked in a drunken, song-induced stupor in that room!

In a bar's restroom

Just think, someone probably puked on the floor you’re standing on and all the people in there before you just swept it away on their shoes. It doesn’t matter how high-end the bar is, when people drink too much, they puke.

In the kids' room

Do you really want to look at that spot on your kids’ wall or their beds and remember doing it there? While you’re singing them to sleep or reading them a story?

"Can't wait to get home with you, baby."

Having sex outside the bedroom is possible—just look at our list of the best places to do it in!

Doing the deed in any of the places mentioned here, though, can get you caught or cause you to have painful consequences later.

Have you had sex in any of the places on this list? How did that turn out, ladies? Share your raunchy stories in the comments below!

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Danielle Ann Abesames-Santos

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