7 Hilarious holiday parenting tweets

Busy with holiday preparations? Take a quick break with these funny tweets all parents can relate to this Christmas season!

The key to having a hassle-free holiday is to never lose your sense of humor. Here are some tweets that are sure to crack any parent up.

If the bottom half of your tree doesn’t have any ornaments, you might have a toddler. — No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) December 15, 2015

…because toddlers are consistent.

Whomever wrote Silent Night obviously didn’t have children. — Rock (@TheMichaelRock) December 18, 2015

…they also probably got a full night’s sleep

The Force Awakens At 5:45 on Saturday morning because the force has kids now and they are spilling cereal all over the kitchen. — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 17, 2015

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Life was much easier before my kids had opinions — Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) December 7, 2015

This is actually relatable all year round.

Me: All the kids are asleep at the same time. Wife: Do you know what we can finally do? Me: Hell yes. *we both take naps* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 10, 2015

…sometimes chilling is the only way to keep the fire burning.

I never feel more like a hypocrite than when I’m scolding my son for refusing to get out of bed on a Monday. — Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) December 7, 2015

FYI, parents aren’t invincible.

Top 10 gifts for baby’s first Christmas! 1. Potato 2. A stick 3. Seriously it doesn’t matter they won’t remember — Shawn (@CakeThrottle) November 11, 2015

Because we all know, most of the time, our gifts for them at this age are more for our own amusement.

apparently “may your Christmas run red with the blood of a thousand Santas” was a bad thing to say to my niece — the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) November 24, 2015

Because having at least one weird uncle during the holidays is universal.

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