10 Funny and relatable tweets about trying to lose weight

Who doesn’t want to be healthy, right?

Sadly, life interferes with our journey to a healthy lifestyle–leaving us wishing we could just get there without all the effort.

It’s easy to feel down and discouraged but you know you have to keep going when you’re trying to lose weight.

Laugh your way to your serious weight loss goals with these funny relatable tweets from people who totally understand your struggle!

Desperate times…

Have you tried throwing away food you shouldn’t eat & then spraying it with Windex so you don’t pull it back out? -me giving diet advice — Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 13, 2016

Who decided it anyway?

I spent today resenting the food pyramid. — June O’Hara (@juneohara65) January 4, 2016

The power of suggestion

Someone tweets “pizza,” I want pizza.
Someone tweets “donut,” I want a donut.
Someone tweets “kale,” I want pizza and a donut. — Kelevensies (@Fingers_of_Fury) November 23, 2014

Shedding tears burns calories, right?

I’m on this great new diet where I spend my entire lunch break just crying — Pugnado (@LuvPug) April 12, 2016

More funny tweets on fitness on the next page!

Find someone who loves you for the ‘you’ you can’t accept you are

Me: Babe will you love me when I’m old & fat. Wife: I sure do. — Clark Stevenson (@treadmilld) December 14, 2014

Sleep speeds up the metabolism, right?

[At gym] Trainer: So what do you want to work on today? *I’m already asleep on the mat* — SuperSardonicTart™ (@SardonicTart) April 15, 2016

No pain, no gain

If you’re sitting on your couch right now I hate you. — SuperSardonicTart™ (@SardonicTart) April 15, 2016

The “hangry” person knows no master

My boss was eating a piece of pizza in front of me so I told him to get out of my life. — SuperSardonicTart™ (@SardonicTart) April 15, 2016

Eating is fun. End of story.

@simoncholland Maybe a little indigestion?
— OttawaMammal (@sadiestewart71) April 15, 2016

Life is too short. Get extra cheese.

It’s funny how I always plan on having a salad, but then I remember nachos. — Meredith (@PerfectPending) April 15, 2016

Here’s hoping laughing hard counts as exercise!

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