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RATED SPG: Does size matter? 14 moms' funny confessions on whether bigger is better

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RATED SPG: Does size matter? 14 moms' funny confessions on whether bigger is better

When it comes to sex, does size really matter? TAP Moms fessed up about this hot topic. Read their funny sex confessions and learn their POV.

When it comes to sex, does size really matter? Check out these funny sex confessions from moms on our community board.

What can you read in this article?

  • Does size really matter? Find out what most moms think
  • Funny sex confessions from moms on why they think bigger is better
  • Moms fessed up on why it’s not about the package

Contrary to what most people think, women also like to be pleasured in the bedroom. They long for their partners to give them a mind-blowing experience when they make love. This is why sexual intimacy and compatibility matter to married couples and long-time partners.

But when it comes to sex, what gives women the most pleasure? Does the size of their partners, ehem, package have anything to do with it?

In one of the topics in our TAP community board pegged as #TAPAfterDark, our resident buzz queen Mareng Tess posted a very hot topic among women: “Does size matter pagdating sa sex?”

Size, in this context, pertains to how big or small their partner’s penis is.

A total of 128 replies were recorded on this particular topic, with moms sharing different opinions and points of view on the matter. Some moms even let us in on some funny sex confessions. But despite the opposing comments and perspectives, the majority of moms who replied on the topic said NO.

The verdict: NO, size doesn’t matter

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A bigger number of TAP moms who shared their views believe that a man’s package is not very important when it comes to sex. For them, it’s more about the performance, compatibility, and a certain spark that you get when you’re doing it with the right person.

It’s all about performance

One mom shared that she experienced having sex with a man with a bigger penis, but still lacked when it came to performance. In the end, she preferred having sex with someone with whom she gets a certain spark from the moment their skin touch.

 

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Some moms agreed that it’s not about the size. According to them, the guy has to know the right way to “romance” a lady, and part of that is being good at foreplay.

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funny sex confessions

And it’s true! A previous survey done in the United States revealed that 89 percent of women weren’t very concerned about their partner’s penis size. Because when you think about it, having a big package doesn’t really equal to having a great performance in bed. As one mom puts it, “Kapag tinigasan ‘yan, kahit maliit lumalaki din.”

 

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One mom even shared that size doesn’t matter to her. What’s important is her hubby keeps her satisfied and was gifted enough to get her pregnant 8 times.

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Some mom still said YES, it matters

But while theirs may not be the popular opinion, 18 percent of moms said that indeed, their partners’ penis size still matters when it comes to sex. These women unabashedly shared their funny sex confessions on why they think bigger is better.

For them, it affects performance and how fast they can come to experiencing pleasure.

 

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This mom agreed because in her experience, having sex with a man with a small penis felt like, well, nothing.

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Well-endowed exes

One mom got very graphic comparing her experience between having sex with a guy with a less than average-sized penis (where she had to fake orgasm) and a well-endowed partner who got her moaning so bad.

 

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This mom even compared her well-endowed ex to her husband to prove that size really does affect a man’s performance in giving pleasure to a woman. Another mom chimed in and said it’s better to “pleasure” yourself if your guy can’t do the job.

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To describe it more clearly, this mom said that having sex with a man with a bigger package allowed her to have an orgasm vaginally compared to her husband who needs to pull some tricks to compensate.

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Gifted hubbies

When it comes to having satisfaction in bed, seems like these moms hit the jackpot with hubbies that are gifted down there and know how to please them sexually.

 

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funny sex confessions

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No basis for comparison

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Another interesting thing to note, more than 10 percent of the moms who responded shared that they don’t have any basis for comparison because their husbands are their first sexual partners.

This is not to say that they are unconvinced that their partners are talented in that department. In fact, most of them said that they are very satisfied with their sex lives and could not ask for more.

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We enjoyed reading your funny sex confessions, mommies!

But regardless if your partner has a big package or less than average, and whether you think it’s important or not, what matters is you communicate and adjust to each other’s needs to have an amazing sex life as a couple.

 

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